Bar Hopping in Pigeon Forge
Drinks at the bar of a restaurant? Done. Glass of wine at my hotel? Done. Bar hopping in town? Never. Well... until now. Emily just started working with the new TN moonshinery so we set off to do a little "research" of the local hangouts. Yeah well... let's just say it was an interesting night in general. The Roaming Gnome is one of the few "bars" in town and that was our first stop. It's highly doubtful that I will ever visit it again. But it certainly was interesting to say the least.. from being followed into the restroom by a woman who wanted to introduce me to what she referred to as an "really hot guy" (though resembled nothing of the sort).. to being called a lesbian... and last, doing a shot of moonshine cherries with a random guy who referred to me as "ravishing". The next stop wasn't much better. There we were the fun target of a group already several sheets to the wind who somehow thought that two beautiful girls sitting at a bar equaled the desire to be picked up. Sadly they were mistaken and learned the hard way. Overall I don't think Em or I have laughed that hard in a long time... but I doubt we'll find ourselves out and about like that in Pigeon Forge ever again.
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